You Might Be A Turkeyneck If:
Sent live from Tennessee this Thanksgiving morning.
You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
You’ve ever re-used a paper plate.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they say Cool Whip on the side.
If you’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
Your best dishes have Dixie printed on em.
Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
Side dishes include beef jerky & Moon Pies.
You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
The directions to your house include “turn off the tarred road”.
You consider pork and beans to be a real gourmet treat.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
Your secret family recipe is illegal.
You serve Vienna Sausages as appetizers.
Did I miss out on sumpin?
Originally posted 2009-11-26 11:27:07. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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