Valentine’s Day 2009
Were you aware that masturbation is a gateway drug? [Oh noes!] Worse yet, masturbating can lead a poor soul into a heated time of nasty, dirty sex. [Oh my!] Just ask “the doctor.” He’ll fill you in on all the sexy details.
Oh. Wait. Shave that unsightly, wild hair that’s growing in the palm of your hand!
Via Gawker
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I’ll be strong and hold out for one or more of Victoria’s Tees for Valentine’s Day, JP. Just in case you were wondering. Surprise me!
February 12th, 2009 on 2:41 pm
Well you got to hand it to them!
When I was at college (that was when God was a boy)I had a mate whose Dad worked for the EMI record company.
This guy gave me two free vinyl discs a) a 45 picture disc of the Cars – My Best Friends Girl etc and b)an LP by Ivor Biggun and The Red Nose Burglars which had the infamous ‘Winkers Song’ misprint on it.
The lyrics included the immortal lines “…an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat!”
Ivor Biggun was the pen name of:
Doc Cox (see wikipedia and other googled entries.
Also featured on the album was the fabulous song ‘The Cucumber Rumba’
lyrics surpass expectations again!
“the wife of a plumb…berrrrrrr…she did the rumba on my…..”
A British treasure, I’m not sure if you can get it on I-Tunes though