St. Patrick’s Day
As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in a remote countryside and this man would be the first soul to be laid to rest.
I was unfamiliar with the backwoods area and became lost moreover, being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.
As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I’d never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car. As I was opening the car door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, “Sweet Jeezuz, Mary ‘n Joseph, I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”
Originally posted 2009-03-17 09:42:06. Republished by Blog Post Promoter







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March 17th, 2009 on 12:11
Is this where ‘Top of the Mourning’ comes from?
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March 17th, 2009 on 13:07
Does Éirinn go Brách come to mind?
March 17th, 2009 on 13:25
The funniest St. Patrick’s post I’ve ever red
As you can tell, I made one too:
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March 17th, 2009 on 13:32
Thanks for joining in on the laughter— “Éirinn go Brách and Top o the Mourning!”
April 14th, 2009 on 07:28
Very funny!