Mville: All in a day
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends One is engaged, one is a mistress. We chatted about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went:
My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.” We made passionate love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When Jackpot came home, I was wearing the newly purchased leather bodice, black fishnet stockings, black stilettos and a black mask over my eyes. When JP came home from work, he gave me the once over and said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”
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January 25th, 2009 on 01:31
So here I am wearing a newly purchased leather bodice, black fishnet stockings, black stilettos and a black mask over my eyes…and you still don’t believe I’m a Hedge Fund manager????
January 25th, 2009 on 01:35
RR, it’s always been my belief that you’re a Hedge Fund CEO!
[AND you can take that to the bank!]
January 25th, 2009 on 01:54
Just thought I’d ask…has hubby always been a Dark Knight fan? Didn’t you know this before you got hitched? Hope the utility belt wedding gift met with matrimonial expectations(wink)
January 25th, 2009 on 02:00
Snork! We’ve been in each other’s life for years. It’s all good!
January 25th, 2009 on 06:12
I only want you to tell me where you found that amazing picture…
January 25th, 2009 on 06:30
Didn’t I get the photo from you, Mum?
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January 25th, 2009 on 06:50
Muhahahaha!
January 25th, 2009 on 06:56
Such a captivating story…. *giggles*
January 25th, 2009 on 07:03
lc If only you knew the whole story, you’d die from laughing hysterically!
[enter maniacal laughter here: cough, gasp, wheeze]
January 30th, 2009 on 12:15
What’s for dinner! – this brings a new meaning to the concept of the food chain. I hope you told him where to go …. to get in the batmobile and fetch a take-away.
Don’t worry Jackpot we know she is joking and you are really a new age sensitive guy.