Maryannaville™

1. Its No. 1 product would be known as “Microsoft Winders.”
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle.
3. Occasionally, you’d bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tape.
4. Instead of “Yes,” “no,” or “Cancel,” dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Ahight, Naw, or Git.”
5. Instead of “Ta-Da!” its opening sound would be “Dueling Banjos.”
6. The “Recycle Bin” in Winders 95 would be an outhouse.
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player, you’d hear “Freebird.”
8. Instead of “Start Me Up,” the Winders 95 theme song would be “Boot Scootin’ Boogie.”
9. Powerpoint would be called, “ParPawnt”
10. Instead of “VP,” Microsoft big shots would be called “Cuz.”
11. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
12. Four words would be en vogue: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
13. Its sign on would blurt, “Well, the first thing you know old Bill’s a billionaire…”
14. Flight Simulator would be replaced with Tractor-Pull Simulator.
15. Microsoft’s CEO would be “Billy-Bob (a.k.a.”Bubba”) Gates.
16. “ParPawnt” would have a “Pond Scum” and “Junk Yard” scheme.
17. One wrong turn while surfing the web would send you face to face with a .12 gauge.
18. Its company screensaver would read, “This computer protected by “Smith and Wesson”.
19. Directions to Corporate Headquarters, “Down the road about a hoot n a hollar or so.”
20. Microsoft Word includes a phonetic spell checker “Hookt on fonics werkt 4 me.”

**Read in an email this morning

Originally posted 2007-06-29 07:09:00. Republished by Blog Post Promoter