Archive for June, 2009

Sure this is innocent

by Saboma on Jun.30, 2009

Please don’t ‘But Mom!’ me.

dont mom me Sure this is innocent

Antique collecting has become very popular throughout the years. Right now there are 15 million Americans who have things that are old, funny looking, don’t work and are only kept for sentimental purposes. Some of these are called antiques – the rest are called, husbands.

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I mentioned this years ago

by Saboma on Jun.26, 2009

walken sez I mentioned this years ago

Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack.  Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don’t have the things that we have. Incompatibility is why we get married,  but it’s also used as a reason to divorce. Incompatibility is just a lack of communication. If we just try to love [our spouse] the way we want to be loved, we are in trouble.

Unless you communicate, it’s difficult to know how to love another person.
*Dr. Charles Lowery *

As one brilliant pinhead once said,  “Anybody can read!” Most can, but don’t– let alone study. Students don’t learn about people, places and things although those things do happen.  A student’s goal is to learn how to learn.  Try it.

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Holy Moley!

by Saboma on Jun.26, 2009

We adopted this sweet little four-legged Memorial Day weekend. In doing so, three children were made very happy since their family could no longer have a high energy furbaby anymore.  If we didn’t take him, he was going to the SPCA. As the story goes, the mother is pregnant and we all know how that goes. It gets to be a bit much with three children and a very high energy dog in the home. It took no time for Moley-Dawg to fit right into the family. He’s quite a character, that Moley-Dawg.starving moley Holy Moley!

As you can see, he’s not shy or bashful when comes time to eat. In this photo, he’s doing his best to convince us that he’s starved. He has sucked in his tummy almost like an exaggerated cartoon. But we know better than that and so does he. He eats what we eat and eats everytime we eat and we eat good. He has yet to eat regular dog food although he enjoys stealing a mouthful of the cat’s kibbles here and there.  It looks as if he only does that in order to aggravate the cat by entering the cat’s personal space.

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It never ceases to amaze me.

by Saboma on Jun.26, 2009

dan monick 21 150x150 It never ceases to amaze me.My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was doing.  My nephew answered the phone.

“Hello,” he whispered.

“Hi, Honey.  How is your mother feeling?” I asked.

“She’s sleeping,” he whispered again.

“Did she go to the doctor?” I asked.

“Yes.  She got some medicine,” he said softly.

“Well, don’t wake her, just tell her I called.  By the way, what have you been doing today?”

Whispering almost inaudibly he answered, “Practicing my saxophone lessons.”

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

I knowthe drill. Take a deep breath to the count of 10 through my nose then exhale in equal time through my mouth. Repeat as necessary and often until calm again.

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So what if it wasn’t a Night at the Pops

by Saboma on Jun.23, 2009

Yet, for a fun night out on the town among friends and neighbors, there is no comparison. We had a blast. This group is fantastic!

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He needed a new pair of shorts, he said!

by Saboma on Jun.23, 2009

I asked him what the head honcho wanted for Father’s Day and he said a pair of new shorts was what he wanted.

father day He needed a new pair of shorts, he said!

Well that’s what the big guy told me so I got him what he wanted, a pair of shorts, ok?  More importantly is that I’m still not sure if it was what he had in mind or not.  I think the shorts are cute and fit him very nicely yet he hasn’t spoken in legible terms to me  since he opened this particular Father’s Day gift.

Men!

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Tomorrow is Father’s Day

by Saboma on Jun.20, 2009

Today’s Message is:
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. Relax and never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not be the party we hoped for yet while we’re still here, let’s dance!

ALittleBush1 Tomorrow is Fathers Day

Dad is gonna get it!  Dad is gonna get it!

Happy Father’s Day, Dads! We hope that you get a little bush for Father’s Day, too.

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Hot Fun in the Summertime

by Saboma on Jun.20, 2009

Chaka Khan and the Manhattan Transfer

hot fun in the summertime

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Hey, we’ve met this dude before!

by Saboma on Jun.19, 2009

It may come as no surprise; then again, it may.  Women tend to be more selective than men when choosing romantic partners.

manipulated Hey, weve met this dude before! image source

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”
*Morpheus The Matrix

Feed Your Head…, Baby! If you need to guess and don’t quite understand, someguy(s) like the one mentioned above aren’t the creme de la creme of choices; that is, unless you’re into mental/emotional abuse. Everyday you’ll be the one blamed although you won’t know why. That’s because he will talk behind your back to his friends. He wants to look good and that is the only way he is able to do so. Think more highly of yourself, ladies. He’s a lop and will always be a lop.  Dump him as soon as you are able. In the long run you’ll soon discover that he’s more trouble than he is worth.

“Laugh at your failures and they will vanish in clouds of new dreams.”

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There is no such thing as Mr Perfect.

by Saboma on Jun.16, 2009

If you ARE “Mr. Perfect”, you may as well be “Mr. Nice Guy” while you’re at it.

Why?

image011 There is no such thing as Mr Perfect.

Simple…you’re going to come off as “Mr. Impossible” in the end if you’re   EITHER “Mr. Perfect” or “Mr. Nice Guy”.  Here it is:   She’s flat-out going to think you’re faking it. She’s going to think you have an “agenda”.And to make matters worse, coming off like you want to be “Mr. Perfect” has an even WORSE angle:  She’s going to feel she CAN’T LIVE UP to your “flawless execution”.

Look, we already know that many, many women–especially the particularly attractive ones–are VERY self-conscious. They don’t want to “mess up” any more than you do on a date. What they want is a MAN who is a masculine and confident at his core…but still a HUMAN BEING who they can relate to.

Check out Scott Mckay for more information on how to score with that female of yours.

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