Maryannaville™

Dirds, again. I’ve always wanted to do this!
Thanks, Ma…

Egyptian cleric Amin Al-Ansari shows Holocaust footage and proclaims, “This is what we hope will happen but, Allah willing, at the hands of the Muslims.”

Where are my shoes? I have this incredible urge to throw them.

[...]about the origins behind the term dickhead?

“It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are the more gentle and quiet we become towards the defects of others.”
*Joseph Addison

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends One is engaged, one is a mistress. We chatted about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went:

My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.” We made passionate love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story: When Jackpot came home, I was wearing the newly purchased leather bodice, black fishnet stockings, black stilettos and a black mask over my eyes. When JP came home from work, he gave me the once over and said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”

South Carolina Senator Robert Ford is attempting to outlaw profanity. Under his bill, the penalty for lewd language would be up to 5 years in prison and/or $5000 in fines.

From WCBD:

Which words are exactly considered profane is still unclear, but the bill does have a list of qualifications for profanity including words or actions that are lewd, vulgar or indecent in nature.

Read the complete bill

A reminder of what so many forgot these past eight years: the executive branch’s first duty is to protect and defend the Constitution, not the territory, of the U.S. On that score, Bush and Cheney did not keep us safe. They did to the Constitution what Osama bin Laden could never have done.
*Andrew Sullivan

Courtesy of SueBlimely
Thank You, Girly!

“It don’t matter how big a ranch you own, or how many cows you brand, the amount of people who will attend your funeral will still depend on the weather.”

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No real changes to get excited about just yet, is there? Keep on keeping on.
In Cline’s same words, dance monkeys, dance.